So, kids cry. Wail. Whine. Fuss.
When Ryan came along, we identified several kinds of fuss, and Morgan has added to our list.
Some are obvious:
Just Plain Old Sad Fuss
Some were surprising to us first-time parents:
Insta-Fuss: Fuss that comes out of no where, for no apparent reason
Inexplica-Fuss: For no apparent reason
Crazy Fuss: High-pitched and repetitive--think Psycho
Bored Fuss: Phoned-in and half-assed
Dreaming Fuss: Sleeping baby + Insta-Fuss
And Morgan's specialty:
Burping Fuss: Burp. Fuss.
So. There it is.