It's Talk Like A Pirate Day!
So, avast, ye scum, swab the poop deck, and keep your good eye peeled for Land Ho! (insert 'ho' joke of your choosing here)
Drink up, me hearties, there's rum enough for the whole crew. (Captain Morgan's, aye, although little miss pirate Morgan prefers something a little creamier.)
And remember to tip your First Mate!