This song has been coursing through my brain today:
"Hey mon frere,
If your derriere
Could use a little cush--
No need to pout,
The word is out,
It's Jack's Subway Tush!"
From Will & Grace, "My Best Friend's Tush" (2000)
"I like to stop at the duty free shop! I like to stop at the duty free shop!"
From Seinfeld, "The Airport" (1992)
And of course, who could forget:
"Chicken pot, chicken pot, chicken pot pie!"
From Just Shoot Me, "Slow Donnie" (1999)*
*This is possibly the funniest episode of any sitcom ever. I mean, EVER.
Help! I know there are other funnies, but my brain is failing me right now. Send me your nominees!