Another entry in the Would Be Funnier If It Wasn't So Horrifying category:
I present to you the Creation "Museum"!
You know, this is the sort of thing that gives the South a bad reputation. Well, Jimmy Carter doesn't help.
I was going to be all pithy and clever, but really I'm much too flabbergasted to think of anything more than "Help!" or "?!?!?!?"
Check out the slogan: "Prepare to believe." Yeah, I'm preparing to do something alright.
And they actually have the nerve to have a DINOSAUR on the main page.
I guess I'll donate some more money to the Ayn Rand Institute for the books program.