Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Ahoy, Mateys!

It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day, and I actually remembered! If you're a bilge rat who lacks the confidence to converse with arrrghh-thority, check out this handy how-to. There are even pick up lines, such as "Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?"

So don't be scurvy rogues, me hearties! Talk like a pirate today or you'll walk the plank.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

R!

Anonymous said...

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

R!

Bahahahaha.

-- Marnee

Rational Jenn said...

Oh! I've got one!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

Bartender: "Hey! Did you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

Pirate: "Aye! And it's driving me nuts!"

It's even funnier to hear my son tell that joke!

Martin said...

Don't forget the pirate's ergonomic keyboard!

Rational Jenn said...

That is funny! Paul from GeekPress sent that around today and I meant to post it, but now I don't have to. Thanks!

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha. Heheehhee.

-- Marnee