Saturday, September 01, 2007

Lessons

I've learned a lot as a parent and I thought I would share some of my wisdom with you:

  • Keep your mouth closed when trimming someone else's toenails
  • Always pay attention to the water level of the sink when the two year old is "washing dishes"
  • ALL buttons are to be pushed, especially if the volume has already been cranked up to 11
  • Masking tape is a toy
  • Don't ever use any condiments at a restaurant if the condiment was already at the table when you sat down

You're welcome!

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