Mommy. Homeschooler. Objectivist. Occasionally Amusing.
I write about parenting, homeschooling, philosophy, politics, food allergies, and whatever else I happen to think about. In short, this blog is about ME. :o)
And they're killing trees! KILLING THEM! Damn tree-killers. And you're enabling them, by, um... somehow... Well, you're enabling them!It's your fault.Do you have any idea what impact this is having on your carbon footprint? Probably not. Tree-killer-enabler.
I forgot about the poor little trees! NNNNOOOOOOooooooo! Oh, the treemanity!It is my fault, because I'm a consumer. I spend money on things, thus encouraging companies to make more things, and therefore catalogs to advertise those things, and then sometimes I buy even MORE things, which starts the vicious cycle All. Over. Again. I'm evil...bwaahahahaha!Honestly, I thought my carbon footprint was a little small anyway. I mean, I definitely want to be missed when I depart this earth. I especially want the Earth to miss me, even if it's only thinking "Man, that's ANOTHER footprint I've got to clean up!"
Three today for me. One was Godiva!
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