Actually, this is from yesterday.
Ryan: Does goose poop melt?
All Important Context: We were taking a walk around the park/pond in our neighborhood (look at me, taking walks!). There are about a hundredty-thousand (Ryan's new favorite number) Canadian geese who have made our pond their home. They are pretty to look at, but have really nasty dispositions and poop out approximately 150% of their body weight on a daily basis. I hate them.
I wish it melted. But, alas.