Friday, September 19, 2008

Ahoy, Ye Scurvy Scalawags!

You'd better believe that I'm going to be talking like a pirate at the TSA security guard peopleguy station--or maybe they don't have a sense of humor about that sort of thing?

Hmmmm....think I'll stick with my previous plan--complete and utter SILENCE. Have to set that example for the kids and all. Plus, I'd like to make it to Chicago without a strip search.

So I'll get my Arrghs out now:

Aaaaarrrgghh! AAARRRGHH! Hoist the mains'il ye bilge rats! AAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH!

And I'll leave you with my favorite pirate joke (think I posted this last year, but it's too funny not to post again):

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel in his pants.

Bartender says: "Hey! Did you know that you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

Pirate says: "Aye! And it's driving me nuts!"


Bah dum bum! It's even funnier when your 4 or 5 or 6 year old tells it. :o)

Blogging will be next door to impossible this weekend, so I'll see you on Tuesday! Have a great weekend, and Happy Birthday to two You-Know-Who-You-Ares!

3 comments:

Kelly said...

*snort* That's hilarious. Or maybe it's just Friday :-P

suchlovelyfreckles said...

My husband nearly spit out his coffee at this lovely joke. :)

C. August said...

This reminds me of a friend of mine who was notoriously terrible at telling jokes.

He tried to tell this pirate joke to a bunch of friends, and this is what he said:

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel in his pants.

Bartender says: "Hey! Did you know that you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

Pirate says: "Aye! And it's driving me balls!"