So, this morning, because it is summer, and because I am a nice mommy, and because we paid our HOA fee on time, and because we homeschool so the kids aren't off at a school, we went to the neighborhood pool for a little while.
A woman with a little yappy dog opened the door to the pool area to let us in and promptly exclaimed:
"What a surprise! I thought all of the kids would be in school!"
Okay, fair enough, I suppose.
"Oh, we homeschool."
To which this woman--who isn't even supposed to have a dog in the pool area, yappy or no, might I point out because I'm in a snit and this is my blog and I can snit if I want to (snit if I want to, snit if I want to....)--this woman actually replied back with a glance at me:
"Oh, too good for private school, huh?"
And walked out of the pool.
What. The. EFFFFF????
To which I ought to have responded: "HELL yes."
GAH. Thankfully none of the kids seemed to notice her snippiness (and she was definitely trying to send me a rude message).
What would you have said? Let's think of some fun snarkity comebacks, so I can be ready to deliver should this topic of discussion come up again the next time we're at the pool during Official School Hours.